Morning Docket: 03.02.23

Monkey's attorney* Regulators tell Elon Musk that he can't start putting chips in people's brains. GAH! Kill a monkey (or 1500) and suddenly the bureaucrats in Washington won't let you do anything any...

Mar 2023

A 'Secret' To Success

(Image via Shutterstock)By no means would I ever compare my 4'10" nerdy self to an athlete of any kind -- but there is at least one thing professional athletes and I have in common. And that is -- hav...

Feb 2023

Morning Docket: 01.25.23

[photo1]* Google doesn't think much of the government's antitrust action. It might want to try a quick Bing search on antitrust law. [Reuters]
* Asking ChatGPT to write a poem about being a law stu...

Jan 2023

Morning Docket: 01.24.23

[photo1]* Expectation: Am Law 100 firms excited about moving West in 2023! Reality: Your firm has died of dysentery. [American Lawyer]
* Remember in 2016 when the FBI was leaking about how it could...

Jan 2023

Morning Docket: 01.20.23

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* All right everyone. Let's use our Dr. Evil voices: frivolous lawsuit earns Donald Trump sanction of... one MILLION dollars! Or $937K at least. [NY Times]

Jan 2023